losingislife asked: i kill myself or get 'i survived' tattooed on my ribs :L

Get the tattoo c:

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I heard this great joke on Sims once...

funniest10k:

Ba harmy putar?

GLARCH!

Click here for the funnest blog you will EVER follow

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Guis.

I just graduated.

My main thing.

“All of you can go fuck yourselves. Except for 1/3rd of chorus, and 8 people just around. Not counting them, fuck all of you. You’re all cunts.”

And if i had to give a speech.

that would be it.

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  • summer for normal people: bikinis, sunbathing, icecream, parties, loud music, shirtless boys, the beach and swimming pools
  • summer for me: scars getting lighter, looking fat in shorts, ew screen glare, the inability to wear baggy clothes and my parents nagging at me to socialise

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annawintour:

i wish i had strict asian parents when i was growing up do you know how fucking accomplished i would be right now instead of a sub-par blogger on tumblr

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snowpetrel:

i was just telling my mom that pirates of the caribbean 3 made me cry and she goes “why?? because of will smith?” and i shouted “WHAT???” and my stepdad was like “you mean will TURNER???” and mom got really embarassed and my stepdad murmured “the fresh prince of the caribbean” before he walked away

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theamericankid:

Oh, me so corny!
sel0ser:

THANK YOU
all-my-m1stakes:

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